Update: 7/15/01


Brothers and sisters, friends of the revolution
Lemme tell ya something...

In the beginging there was pleasure and it was good.
And four bars and seven drinks ago, in order to form a more perfect Las Vegas
We the weird.. mushroom gobbeling army of insainity
with one nation under Dino do solemely pledge:

I pleasurelegience to Tom Jones, Drinking and Gambling,
to Fornication, Hallucination, to visit the Holy City at least Once a Year,
Lead us not unto Wayne Newton, and deliever us from Michael Bolton.

I pleasuraparo to solemley swear
to go forth, skip work, sleep late
and make pleasure on the planet.
I'm a pleasure Baron, let the drinking begin!!!


There is alot to be said about Mojo Nixon. Most of it can not be said in light of copyright enfringement, lawsuits, or just because it's just plain in bad taste.

But that's alright, because we are all adults here. And who's to say that we hold a grudge against him because once worked with Jello Biafra (I happened to like Plastic Jesus). All I know is... go see him live, or DIE!!!

At an early age I found I liked drinkin. I also found that I liked the tunage of Mojo Nixon. This was probably because I was bombarded by the sounds of his music CONSTANTLY by NCSU's college radio station WKNC (88.1) in Raleigh, NC. Being the good little brainwashed child of satan that I am, I went out in search of Mojo Stuff to BUY!! I was disapointed.. b/c the only CD I could find was Gadzooks. Now Gadzooks was a fine album, but it did not include so many of the quality Mojo Nixon songs that his fans love. (wait a minute, did I say quality and Mojo in the same sentence??) Regardless I was very happy with my purchase, as were my friends. (who liked to take them in drunken binges of kleptomania).

I found out that the easiest way to get Mojo Nixon stuff is to:

  • Get very drunk...
  • Have your friend drive you to some place he's playing in front of a bunch of people...
  • Remember to add a quart of oil to your friend's rusted out '78 El Torinio so that the engine doesn't seize up...
  • Drink more while Mojo plays...
  • Go find the table with all the Mojo CDs and BUY BUY BUY!!!!

    Unfortunately there aren't many Mojo devoted pages on the internet. This is a shame considering the impact that Mojo has caused on our society (he did try to start an armed insurrection in west virginia). As a result I've decided to steal everything on the web that has mojo's name on it (or even a vague refrence of a song). Seeing as how shit on the internet is free, technically if you steal something that's free it's not stealing.... Right?? Besides if it ain't worth stealin then it ain't worth having (please see reference about friends stealing Mojo albums)

    BUY MORE MOJO NIXON!!!!!



    "...amply displays the man's lowbrow, hich-concept schtick, but it never forgets to kick out the proverbial jams....one of America's true rock'n'roll hybrids--the bastard son of Elvis, John Lee Hooker, Lenny Bruce, Foghorn Leghorn and Mr. Rogers."

    Option 5-6/97, p.119

    Picz


    Linkz

    (Stuff I've Found on the Web)

    Mojo Nixon and Skid Roper LIVE - Responsible for most all of the mojo pictures here... i'm glad he's cool with that. VISIT NOW!!!

    Mojo World - Good Gawd... best HTML i've ever seen on a Mojo Page!!!

    Mojo Nixon's Schoolbook Depository - Most hypocritical site on the web (next to this one)

    Interview with Mojo Nixon - By Noah Lopez

    Buck Up and Stop Whining, You Weak Willed Fuckfaces! - From Heckler Magazine



    Note: If you feel like stealing html code from this site please know that we will forward all of mojo's dirty underwear laundry to your house. Imainge the look on the face of your wife/girlfriend/concubine when 6 tons of dirty undies arrive. I don't think i'd do it brother

    But on a side note... stealin is good... so maybe you could steal mojo's underwear. Of course it's been used, and who the hell wants to steal used underwear???


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